P.T.B.U. ratio

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A scale from 1 to 10 that tells how likely a hot girl is to turn into a fatty later. The higher the number, the more she’s gonna fail.
I gave her a 9 because she eats like a pig.
That girl’s P. T. B. U. is 7. She’s gonna blow up like a balloon.
Her P. T. B. U. is 10. She’s gonna be a full-blown disaster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A way to measure how much a hot girl will eventually turn into a total mess. One-night stands don’t count because they’re too busy being sexy to care about their future.
He’s got a 5. She’s already eating pizza for breakfast.
Her P. T. B. U. is 8. She’s gonna be a human burger.
That girl’s got a 10. She’s gonna be a walking snack.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A rating that tells how much a hot girl is gonna fail later. It goes from 1 to 10, and the higher it is, the more she’s gonna turn into a total fatty.
She’s got a 6. She’s gonna be a full-on meatball.
That girl’s P. T. B. U. is 9. She’s gonna be a walking snack bar.
He gave her a 10. She’s gonna be a total disaster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A way to see how much a hot girl is gonna turn into a total blob later. One-night stands don’t count because they’re too busy being sexy.
She’s got a 7. She’s gonna be a full-blown burger.
His P. T. B. U. is 8. She’s gonna be a walking snack.
That girl’s got a 10. She’s gonna be a total disaster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A scale that rates how much a hot girl is gonna turn into a total mess. It’s from 1 to 10, and the higher it is, the more she’s gonna fail later.
She’s got a 6. She’s gonna be a walking snack.
That girl’s P. T. B. U. is 9. She’s gonna be a full-blown meatball.
He gave her a 10. She’s gonna be a total disaster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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