P.T.B.U. ratio
A way to measure how much a hot girl will eventually turn into a total mess. One-night stands don’t count because they’re too busy being sexy to care about their future.
He’s got a 5. She’s already eating pizza for breakfast.
Her P. T. B. U. is 8. She’s gonna be a human burger.
That girl’s got a 10. She’s gonna be a walking snack.