P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)
The language of dogs who think they are the boss and humans are just there to fetch and give treats.
"I am the boss. You are the fetcher.", said by a dog who just walked into the room.
"You are not allowed to leave until I get my snack.", said by a dog who just saw you pack your bag.
"You are fired.", said by a dog who got left at home for a whole weekend.