P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

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The grumpy old man language that only pupper dogs and people who get kicked out of Walmart understand.

"Why are you here?", said by a dog who just ate your lunch.

"I will bite you if you don't give me a treat.", said by a dog who just got kicked out of the park.

"You are the worst human ever.", said by a dog who got left at home for three days.

The secret code that only dogs and their owners know, and it’s full of rude words and treats.

"You are a bad human.", said by a dog who just saw you eat the last cookie.

"I will howl at you until you give me a snack.", said by a dog who just woke up at 2 a. m.

"You are not my human anymore.", said by a dog who got a new friend.

The language of dogs who think they are the boss and humans are just there to fetch and give treats.

"I am the boss. You are the fetcher.", said by a dog who just walked into the room.

"You are not allowed to leave until I get my snack.", said by a dog who just saw you pack your bag.

"You are fired.", said by a dog who got left at home for a whole weekend.