p.p.mackon
the thing you show off when you're trying to look cool but just look stupid
'Why did you bring your p. p. mackon to the library?' I asked. 'It's my favorite place,' he said.
He took a selfie with his p. p. mackon and posted it on TikTok. It got 3 likes.
My little brother called my p. p. mackon a 'fart machine.' I hit him.