p.p.mackon

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a fancy name for the thing that hangs down and gets hard when you see something juicy

'I'm gonna take a p. p. mackon break,' he said, then went to the bathroom for 20 minutes.

'She called me p. p. mackon on Instagram. I blocked her.'

He laughed so hard when I called him p. p. mackon in front of his mom.

the thing you show off when you're trying to look cool but just look stupid

'Why did you bring your p. p. mackon to the library?' I asked. 'It's my favorite place,' he said.

He took a selfie with his p. p. mackon and posted it on TikTok. It got 3 likes.

My little brother called my p. p. mackon a 'fart machine.' I hit him.

the thing that makes you feel like a king, but only when you're alone and no one can see you

He whispered, 'I'm the king of the world,' then pulled out his p. p. mackon.

She said, 'I don't care if it's 2 a. m., I'm going to show my p. p. mackon to my cat.'

He yelled, 'Look at my p. p. mackon!' and ran out of the house.

the thing you use to measure how much of a loser you are

'I'm not a loser,' he said. 'Your p. p. mackon is the size of a pencil.'

She said, 'You're only 50% loser because your p. p. mackon is 50% real.'

He cried when he found out his p. p. mackon was smaller than his brother's.

the thing you show off when you're trying to impress someone but they just laugh at you

He said, 'Look at my p. p. mackon!' and no one looked.

She showed off her p. p. mackon, and the whole class laughed.

He tried to impress his crush with his p. p. mackon, and it was the worst date ever.