p.p.mackon
the thing that makes you feel like a king, but only when you're alone and no one can see you
He whispered, 'I'm the king of the world,' then pulled out his p. p. mackon.
She said, 'I don't care if it's 2 a. m., I'm going to show my p. p. mackon to my cat.'
He yelled, 'Look at my p. p. mackon!' and ran out of the house.