P&P - Pussy and Patron, like a bar for your privates and your wall

Pussy and Patron, like a bar for your privates and your wallet.

I went to the bar for P&P. I left with a hangover and a $50 tab.

P&P is just a fancy way of saying I got laid and got charged.

He asked for P&P. I said yes. He said yes. The bill said no.