Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Partying and Pussy, because who doesn’t want to get high and get laid?

I’m doing P&P tonight. See you at the club, bring the snacks and the attitude.

He said P&P, but all he did was smoke and stare at me.

P&P is my favorite way to spend a Saturday. No plans. No problems. Just pills and passion.

2

When you go out to do drugs and do people, and you’re basically just looking for a good time and a good lay.

This ad says P&P. I assumed it was a date. It was just a meth-fueled one-night stand.

He came to my place for P&P. I had no idea he was bringing six friends.

I thought P&P meant fun. Turns out it meant four hours of meth and two hours of me being his personal prostitute.

3

The money it takes to send your stuff somewhere, because you’re too lazy to carry it yourself.

I paid $10 for P&P. My package arrived in three days. I’m still waiting for my life to arrive.

P&P is the worst. I sent a pizza and got a broken chair.

I paid for P&P and got a package with a note that said, ‘We’re out of chairs. Try again next week.’

4

Pussy and Patron, like a bar for your privates and your wallet.

I went to the bar for P&P. I left with a hangover and a $50 tab.

P&P is just a fancy way of saying I got laid and got charged.

He asked for P&P. I said yes. He said yes. The bill said no.

5

A classic book about rich people being annoying, and maybe the best way to get a good laugh.

I read P&P for school. I fell asleep. I woke up and still didn’t get it.

My teacher made me read P&P. I almost cried. I almost failed.

P&P is the only book that made me hate rich people and love drama.

6

When you pull out and pray you don’t get knocked up, because life is already hard enough.

I did P&P and prayed to God. He didn’t answer. I got knocked up.

P&P is my favorite way to keep my life simple, and my kids out of my life.

I pulled out and prayed. I got pregnant. My mom prayed for me. She got knocked up too.

7

Pen and Paper, because you’re too poor to buy a fancy game.

I used P&P to roll dice. I got a 1. My life got worse.

My friend used P&P for a game. He rolled a 20. He got a dragon. I got a headache.

P&P is the only way I can play fantasy games, and I still got beaten by my brother.