P&P - Pen and Paper, because you’re too poor to buy a fancy game.

Pen and Paper, because you’re too poor to buy a fancy game.

I used P&P to roll dice. I got a 1. My life got worse.

My friend used P&P for a game. He rolled a 20. He got a dragon. I got a headache.

P&P is the only way I can play fantasy games, and I still got beaten by my brother.