P*N - P*N is a huge company that makes everything from toilet pape

P*N is a huge company that makes everything from toilet paper to hair products, and people say they’re actually run by Satan.

My uncle thinks P*N is run by Satan because he saw a commercial where the CEO smiled too much.

My cousin’s teacher said P*N is a Satanist company and that’s why all the products are so bad.

I saw a commercial for P*N and now I think the devil is trying to take over my life.