P*N

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P*N is a website where gamers go to flex and brag about their gaming skills like they just won the championship.

Bro, I just signed up to P*N and already got a DM from a no-life kid saying I’m a disgrace to gaming.

My cousin’s on P*N and thinks he’s the next big thing because he beat a 12-year-old at Mario Kart.

I posted my gaming stats on P*N and now I get comments like, ‘Bro, you’re just average’.

P*N is when two dudes hit it and quit it while high on meth, like they’re trying to out-sucky each other in a gay bar.

My uncle’s been doing P*N since 2003 and still thinks he’s the king of the club.

I walked in on my cousin doing P*N and he looked like a raccoon that just got hit by a truck.

My friend’s P*N group is so bad they had to get a new member because the old one died from a meth overdose.

P*N is when you play a game with just paper and a pen, like you’re in a cave and you have no idea what’s going on.

My brother tried to play D&D with P*N and now he’s stuck in a 10-year-old’s head.

My mom thinks P*N is the best way to spend a Saturday because she doesn’t know what a video game is.

I tried to do P*N with my friend and he rolled a 1 and now he’s cursed.

P*N is when a camera zooms in so close on your butt it feels like it’s about to kiss you, and sometimes it even goes in.

My aunt’s in a P*N movie and she says it’s the worst thing she’s ever done.

My cousin’s P*N shot is so close it looks like he’s going to punch the camera.

I watched a P*N movie and I cried because the guy looked like he was in pain.

P*N is when your pants and shoes look like they were picked out by a blind man who just got hit by a truck.

My uncle’s P*N combo is so bad he looks like he’s about to fall over.

My friend’s P*N outfit is so ugly it makes me want to punch him.

My mom’s P*N combo is so bad it’s like she bought her clothes from a trash can.

P*N is when you’re so ready to go that you don’t care if you’re with a dude, a chick, or a guy with a beard and a tattoo.

My brother’s P*N energy is so high he’s ready to fight anyone.

My cousin’s P*N vibe is so strong it’s like he just came out of a bar with 10 shots of tequila.

I saw my friend’s P*N face and I knew he was going to go all night.

P*N is a huge company that makes everything from toilet paper to hair products, and people say they’re actually run by Satan.

My uncle thinks P*N is run by Satan because he saw a commercial where the CEO smiled too much.

My cousin’s teacher said P*N is a Satanist company and that’s why all the products are so bad.

I saw a commercial for P*N and now I think the devil is trying to take over my life.