P'Mew
Phi Mew is the human version of a heart emoji, but also the guy who lets P'Gulf eat his soul for breakfast.
Phi Mew’s love is so strong, it could make P'Gulf stop eating for a whole day, then he would eat him again.
P'Gulf once tried to eat Phi Mew’s brain, but Phi Mew just said, 'Have another sandwich.'
Phi Mew’s love is like a sandwich, you can’t get enough of it.