P'Mew

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A Thai actor named Phi Mew who's so nice he could make a saint blush and would probably let P'Gulf eat his face if he asked nicely.
Phi Mew is the only person who can calm P'Gulf down after he eats 10 sandwiches.
P'Gulf tried to eat Phi Mew's face, but Phi Mew just laughed and gave him a sandwich instead.
Phi Mew even let P'Gulf sleep on his belly like it was a bed.
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Phi Mew is the human version of a heart emoji, but also the guy who lets P'Gulf eat his soul for breakfast.
Phi Mew’s love is so strong, it could make P'Gulf stop eating for a whole day, then he would eat him again.
P'Gulf once tried to eat Phi Mew’s brain, but Phi Mew just said, 'Have another sandwich.'
Phi Mew’s love is like a sandwich, you can’t get enough of it.
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Phi Mew is the guy who puts up with P'Gulf’s nonsense like it’s just another day at work, and he still gets paid in sandwiches.
P'Gulf tried to eat Phi Mew’s job, but Phi Mew just handed him a sandwich and said, 'Keep it up.'
Phi Mew works 12 hours a day just to let P'Gulf eat his lunch.
Phi Mew’s patience is deeper than P'Gulf’s hunger.
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