P'Mew
Phi Mew is the guy who puts up with P'Gulf’s nonsense like it’s just another day at work, and he still gets paid in sandwiches.
P'Gulf tried to eat Phi Mew’s job, but Phi Mew just handed him a sandwich and said, 'Keep it up.'
Phi Mew works 12 hours a day just to let P'Gulf eat his lunch.
Phi Mew’s patience is deeper than P'Gulf’s hunger.