P.Kashi
he’s the reason your mom is always mad at you, he’s got a hot body, plays guitar, and is nice to kids but he’s also the guy who pees next to hot girls like it’s a religion
He peed next to my teacher and said it was a "sacred ritual."
He gave me a bad grade because I didn’t know what a metaphor was, even though he didn’t either.
He showed up at my birthday party with a guitar and a smug face.