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he’s your mom’s favorite kid who always gives you a bad grade because he thinks you’re stupid, he’s got a hot body, plays guitar, and is good with kids but he pees next to hot girls like it’s a competition
He peed next to my crush and called it a "strategic move."
He gave me a D- because I used the word 'explication' wrong, even though he didn’t know what it meant.
He showed up at my school play with a guitar and a smug look on his face.