P.I.L.T.S.
The human version of a trash can that smells like regret
My neighbor is a P. I. L. T. S. He yelled at the mailman for no reason.
My brother's friend is a P. I. L. T. S. He tried to steal my lunch money.
My gym teacher is a P. I. L. T. S. She made me run laps for talking too much.