P.I.L.T.S.

My math teacher said I'd fail if I didn't stop talking. I told him he was a P. I. L. T. S.

My cousin's new pet lizard is a P. I. L. T. S. It stared at me like it wanted to murder me.

My mom called my dad a P. I. L. T. S. because he forgot her birthday again.

My neighbor is a P. I. L. T. S. He yelled at the mailman for no reason.

My brother's friend is a P. I. L. T. S. He tried to steal my lunch money.

My gym teacher is a P. I. L. T. S. She made me run laps for talking too much.

My English teacher is a P. I. L. T. S. She made us write a 10-page essay on the meaning of life.

My friend’s dog is a P. I. L. T. S. It bit my backpack and ran away with my pencil.

My dad’s boss is a P. I. L. T. S. He yelled at him for 10 minutes over a spilled coffee.

My brother is a P. I. L. T. S. He took my Xbox and played my favorite game.

My math teacher is a P. I. L. T. S. She gave me a pop quiz on a Friday.

My mom is a P. I. L. T. S. She made me clean my room for three days straight.

My uncle is a P. I. L. T. S. He got into a fight with the pizza delivery guy.

My cousin is a P. I. L. T. S. She tried to convince me that green is the best color.

My gym teacher is a P. I. L. T. S. She made me do push-ups for 20 minutes.

My brother is a P. I. L. T. S. He took my phone and posted a silly picture of me online.

My math teacher is a P. I. L. T. S. She gave me a test on a Monday.

My dad is a P. I. L. T. S. He forgot my birthday and my mom’s birthday.