P.F. Flyers
P. F. Flyers are shoes for people who don’t know what ‘fly’ means. They’re like Converse, but they’re just bad at being cool.
My P. F. Flyers look like they were painted by a kid who hates art.
I wore my P. F. Flyers to the concert and got called a ‘shoe loser.’
My P. F. Flyers have dirt on them from the day I got them. They’re ancient.