P.F. Flyers

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P. F. Flyers are like shoes for people who think they’re cool but aren’t. They’re worse than Converse and look like they were stolen from a landfill.

My cousin wears P. F. Flyers and thinks he’s a rapper. He’s not. He’s a failure.

I walked into class wearing P. F. Flyers and got laughed at. Hard.

My mom bought me P. F. Flyers for my birthday. I threw them in the trash. I’m still mad.

P. F. Flyers are the shoes of the confused and the clueless. They’re like Converse, but they don’t know what they’re doing.

My friend’s P. F. Flyers are so old they look like they’re about to die.

I wore P. F. Flyers to the party and got called a ‘shoe ghost.’

My brother’s P. F. Flyers have holes in them. They look like they were tortured.

P. F. Flyers are shoes for people who don’t know what ‘fly’ means. They’re like Converse, but they’re just bad at being cool.

My P. F. Flyers look like they were painted by a kid who hates art.

I wore my P. F. Flyers to the concert and got called a ‘shoe loser.’

My P. F. Flyers have dirt on them from the day I got them. They’re ancient.