P.Dir
P. Dir is the guy who makes all the bad porn. He’s got a film crew that’s mostly friends who don’t know how to act. He’s usually named Andrew, and he’s got a big head.
Andrew said, 'You’re not a star, you’re a side dish.'
The P. Dir made the crew reshoot the same scene 12 times because he didn’t like the cumshot.
The P. Dir’s film crew is so bad, they think the cumshot is a special effect.