P.Dir

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P. Dir is the king of all porn. He rules with a giant hard-on and a crew of losers who do what he says or get fired. He’s usually named Andrew, and he’s got a big ego.
Andrew just fired the guy who made the cumshot look bad. 'You’re not a star, you’re a background prop.'
The P. Dir walked in and said, 'This scene is garbage. I’m going to reshoot it 10 times.'
The P. Dir’s crew is so bad, they think a cumshot is a performance.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P. Dir is the guy who makes all the bad porn. He’s got a film crew that’s mostly friends who don’t know how to act. He’s usually named Andrew, and he’s got a big head.
Andrew said, 'You’re not a star, you’re a side dish.'
The P. Dir made the crew reshoot the same scene 12 times because he didn’t like the cumshot.
The P. Dir’s film crew is so bad, they think the cumshot is a special effect.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P. Dir is the guy who runs the porn business like it’s a prison. He’s got a film crew that’s mostly people who got in trouble. He’s usually named Andrew, and he’s got a big attitude.
Andrew said, 'If you don’t do what I say, you’re out of the business.'
The P. Dir made the crew reshoot the same scene because he didn’t like the cumshot.
The P. Dir’s film crew is so bad, they think the cumshot is a punishment.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P. Dir is the man who makes all the bad porn. He’s got a film crew that’s mostly people who don’t know how to act. He’s usually named Andrew, and he’s got a big ego.
Andrew just said, 'You’re not a star, you’re a background prop.'
The P. Dir made the crew reshoot the same scene 10 times because he didn’t like the cumshot.
The P. Dir’s film crew is so bad, they think the cumshot is a performance.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P. Dir is the guy who runs the porn business like it’s a school. He’s got a film crew that’s mostly people who didn’t get into college. He’s usually named Andrew, and he’s got a big attitude.
Andrew said, 'You’re not a star, you’re a side dish.'
The P. Dir made the crew reshoot the same scene because he didn’t like the cumshot.
The P. Dir’s film crew is so bad, they think the cumshot is a test.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P. Dir is the guy who runs the porn business like it’s a jail. He’s got a film crew that’s mostly people who got in trouble. He’s usually named Andrew, and he’s got a big ego.
Andrew said, 'You’re not a star, you’re a background prop.'
The P. Dir made the crew reshoot the same scene because he didn’t like the cumshot.
The P. Dir’s film crew is so bad, they think the cumshot is a punishment.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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