P.C.P.O.D
When a guy with no life gets arrested after puffing pcp-laced weed and instead of going back to jail, he goes full psycho and starts beating cops and everything that moves like they owe him cash.
A man with a face like a broken clock is punching cops like they’re punching bags.
A guy with a beard like a zombie is biting the face off a cop like it’s a chicken.
A dude with a shirt that says ‘I’m Not a Criminal’ is kicking cops like they’re his ex.