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When a lowlife gets caught by cops right after puffing weed mixed with pcp, and instead of going back to jail where he’s gonna get beat up, he goes full psycho and starts smashing cops and anyone nearby like they owe him money.
A guy with a face like a raccoon starts headbutting a cop’s badge like it’s a punching bag.
A man in a tank top is judo-chopping a police car like it’s his ex.
A dude with a beard like a lion is biting the arm off a cop like it’s a chicken.
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A freakout happens when a scumbag, high on pcp and weed, gets arrested and instead of going to jail, he goes full berserk and starts pummeling cops and everything that moves like they’re in his way.
A guy with a face like a pizza is kicking cops like they’re obstacles in a video game.
A man with a beard like a dog is headbutting a cop’s face like it’s a door.
A dude with a shirt that says ‘I ♥ Jail’ is ripping the head off a cop like it’s a chicken.
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When a guy with no life gets arrested after puffing pcp-laced weed and instead of going back to jail, he goes full psycho and starts beating cops and everything that moves like they owe him cash.
A man with a face like a broken clock is punching cops like they’re punching bags.
A guy with a beard like a zombie is biting the face off a cop like it’s a chicken.
A dude with a shirt that says ‘I’m Not a Criminal’ is kicking cops like they’re his ex.
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A total meltdown occurs when a nobody gets caught by cops after smoking pcp and weed, and instead of going back to jail, he goes full psycho and starts fighting cops and anyone who looks at him like he’s been wronged.
A guy with a face like a broken mirror is headbutting cops like they’re punching bags.
A man with a beard like a lion is biting a cop’s arm like it’s a chicken.
A dude with a shirt that says ‘I Am Not a Loser’ is kicking cops like they’re his enemies.
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When a nobody gets arrested after puffing pcp and weed, and instead of going to jail, he goes full psycho and starts pummeling cops and everything that moves like he’s got nothing to lose.
A man with a face like a brick is punching cops like they’re his enemies.
A guy with a beard like a bear is biting the face off a cop like it’s a chicken.
A dude with a shirt that says ‘I Hate Jail’ is kicking cops like they’re his ex.
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