P.C.I.
A group of smart people who think Juggalos are just failed life choices and that face paint is for people who can't handle real life.
Text: 'Violent J can't even beat my dog in a rap battle.'
Tweet: 'I'm a P. C. I. member. I've got a 401(k), a college degree, and I still hate face paint.'
DM: 'Juggalos think they're cool. I think they're just really bad at life.'