P.C.I.

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The annoying itch or burn you get when you poop and wish you had a bigger butt.

DM: 'Why does my butt feel like it's on fire? I think I did the 💩 dance too hard.'

Text: 'My toilet seat just said, 'You're welcome,' after I pooped on it.'

Tweet: 'P. C. I. is like a bad dating app, it just keeps reminding you how bad you looked after you took a dump.'

A group of smart people who think Juggalos are just failed life choices and that face paint is for people who can't handle real life.

Text: 'Violent J can't even beat my dog in a rap battle.'

Tweet: 'I'm a P. C. I. member. I've got a 401(k), a college degree, and I still hate face paint.'

DM: 'Juggalos think they're cool. I think they're just really bad at life.'

A snitch who gets paid to turn people in and make life hell for everyone.

Text: 'I snitched on my best friend. Now he's in jail and I'm eating tacos.'

Tweet: 'My life is a snitch's diary, full of betrayal and bad decisions.'

DM: 'I'm not a snitch. I'm a paid provocateur. I make chaos for fun.'