P.B Pilcher
A guy with a girlfriend who would rather be with her lesbian best friend any day.
He told his girlfriend he was going to the concert with her. He was actually at the concert with her best friend, wearing a shirt that said ‘I heart her best friend.’
He got a text from his girlfriend asking if he was coming home. He replied with a photo of him and her best friend at the mall.
He said he was going to the gym with his girlfriend. The gym has a receipt showing him and her best friend buying protein shakes.