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A guy who has a girlfriend but prefers to bang her lesbian best friend instead.
He said he was going to the movies with his girlfriend. Later, he was seen at a coffee shop with her best friend, who was wearing a very tight shirt.
He told his girlfriend he was going to work. His phone shows he was texting her best friend about the gym.
He had a date night with his girlfriend, but then he snuck out to meet her best friend at a diner.
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A guy who has a girlfriend but is obsessed with her lesbian best friend’s body and her life.
He keeps staring at her best friend in class. He even asked her if she wanted to go to the mall with her best friend instead of him.
He messaged her best friend at 2 a. m. asking if she wanted to get smoothies. He didn’t even ask his girlfriend.
He said he was going to the football game with his girlfriend, but he ended up at the same game with her best friend.
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A guy with a girlfriend who would rather be with her lesbian best friend any day.
He told his girlfriend he was going to the concert with her. He was actually at the concert with her best friend, wearing a shirt that said ‘I heart her best friend.’
He got a text from his girlfriend asking if he was coming home. He replied with a photo of him and her best friend at the mall.
He said he was going to the gym with his girlfriend. The gym has a receipt showing him and her best friend buying protein shakes.
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