P.A.S.A.P. - P. A. S. A. P. is when you're so drunk you don't know if you

P. A. S. A. P. is when you're so drunk you don't know if you're in love or just wasted.

I was drunk and I was like 'this guy's my new best friend.'

I tried to love someone and I just ended up loving my beer.

I saw a guy and I was like 'we’re getting married, I think.'