P.A.S.A.P.

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P. A. S. A. P. is when you’re so desperate for a cock that you’d screw a chicken in a ditch.

I saw a chicken and I was like 'let’s go' and I didn’t even care if it was a chicken.

I had to have a cock and I took the first thing that moved.

I saw a chicken in a ditch and I was like 'this is my moment'.

P. A. S. A. P. is when you’re too lazy to pick and just grab the first thing that moves.

I saw a guy walking by and I was like 'why not?'.

I was tired and I took the first thing that came near me.

I didn't even check if it was a person or a goat.

P. A. S. A. P. is when you’re so horny you’d take a cock from a dog if it walked by.

I saw a dog with a cock and I was like 'I’m taking that' no questions asked.

I was that desperate I’d take a cock from a dog.

I walked by a dog and I was like 'that’s my cock today.'

P. A. S. A. P. is when you're so drunk you don't know if you're in love or just wasted.

I was drunk and I was like 'this guy's my new best friend.'

I tried to love someone and I just ended up loving my beer.

I saw a guy and I was like 'we’re getting married, I think.'

P. A. S. A. P. is when you're too tired to think and just want to feel something.

I was too tired and I just grabbed the first thing that touched me.

I didn’t even care if it was a person or a couch.

I just wanted a cock and I took it like it was my last meal.

P. A. S. A. P. is when you're so lonely you'll take a cock from a stranger just to feel alive.

I saw a stranger and I was like 'this is my moment.'

I was that lonely I’d take a cock from a guy I didn’t even know.

I just wanted to feel something and I took a cock from a total stranger.