P.A.S.A.P. - P. A. S. A. P. is when you’re too lazy to pick and just grab

P. A. S. A. P. is when you’re too lazy to pick and just grab the first thing that moves.

I saw a guy walking by and I was like 'why not?'.

I was tired and I took the first thing that came near me.

I didn't even check if it was a person or a goat.