P.A.Q.
P. A. Q. is the worst kind of list. It’s full of old questions that no one cares about. It’s like eating expired pizza and then crying about it.
Why is the sky blue? (Asked by someone who has no life.)
Why do we have to do homework? (Asked by someone who just wants to be free.)
How do you breathe? (Asked by someone who’s been underwater for 5 minutes and is now crying.)