P.A.Q.

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Previously Asked Questions. It’s like the evil twin of F. A. Q. But instead of being fake popular, it’s just annoying and full of trash.
Why is the sky blue? (Asked by a 3-year-old in 2007.)
How do you breathe? (Asked by a kid who’s been underwater for 2 minutes.)
Why do we have to do homework? (Asked by every student since 1999.)
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P. A. Q. is when people ask the same stupid questions over and over. It’s like watching a dog chase its tail but the tail has a phone and it’s calling your mom.
Why is the sky blue? (Asked by the same kid in 2018.)
Why do we have to do homework? (Asked by the same student in 2023.)
How do you breathe? (Asked by the same kid who’s been underwater for 3 minutes.)
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P. A. Q. is the worst kind of list. It’s full of old questions that no one cares about. It’s like eating expired pizza and then crying about it.
Why is the sky blue? (Asked by someone who has no life.)
Why do we have to do homework? (Asked by someone who just wants to be free.)
How do you breathe? (Asked by someone who’s been underwater for 5 minutes and is now crying.)
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P. A. Q. is like the ghost of F. A. Q. It haunts every website and makes people ask the same stupid questions again and again. It’s like a ghost that won’t stop yelling at you.
Why is the sky blue? (Asked by someone who’s been dead for 10 years.)
Why do we have to do homework? (Asked by someone who’s been dead for 15 years.)
How do you breathe? (Asked by someone who’s been dead for 20 years and is still confused.)
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P. A. Q. is when people take old questions and pretend they’re new. It’s like wearing the same sock every day and pretending it’s a fashion statement.
Why is the sky blue? (Pretended to be new in 2021.)
Why do we have to do homework? (Pretended to be new in 2022.)
How do you breathe? (Pretended to be new in 2023.)
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P. A. Q. is like the trash can of F. A. Q. It’s where all the bad questions go to die. And sometimes they come back and haunt you.
Why is the sky blue? (Died in 2005 but came back in 2020.)
Why do we have to do homework? (Died in 2006 but came back in 2021.)
How do you breathe? (Died in 2007 but came back in 2022.)
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