P.A.Q.
P. A. Q. is like the ghost of F. A. Q. It haunts every website and makes people ask the same stupid questions again and again. It’s like a ghost that won’t stop yelling at you.
Why is the sky blue? (Asked by someone who’s been dead for 10 years.)
Why do we have to do homework? (Asked by someone who’s been dead for 15 years.)
How do you breathe? (Asked by someone who’s been dead for 20 years and is still confused.)