Palahniuk
Chuck Palahniuk is a fake writer who only writes dumb books so scene kids can put his quotes on MySpace. His books are all the same. He’s only famous because of Panic at the Disco.
Chuck Palahniuk’s books are all the same. They’re like fast food. Boring, but I eat them anyway.
Panic at the Disco is the reason Chuck Palahniuk is famous. They’re both fake.
Chuck Palahniuk’s books are just quotes. I’ve read them all. They’re not good.