Palacos
An Italian mobster who thinks he’s tough because he wears a velour suit and a stupid haircut. He shows off his chest hair like it’s a trophy. He’s got gold chains like he’s got a job, but he’s just a killer who can’t count his money.
That Palacos in the gym flexes like he’s gonna take over the world. He can’t even do a push-up.
The Palacos in my neighborhood killed my dog because he didn’t tip him enough.
I walked past a Palacos on the street, and he yelled, 'You look like a loser!' I said, 'At least I’m not wearing purple.'