Palacos

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A smug Italian thug who wears a shiny velour Adidas suit in stupid colors like baby blue, neon yellow, or grape soda purple. He hides his saggy old wife beater under the suit so people can see his lousy chest hair. He wears gold chains like he’s trying to be holy, even though he’s a murdering sack of garbage.
My cousin’s a Palacos. He wears purple Adidas like it’s a badge of honor. I swear he’s gonna die in that tracksuit.
The Palacos at the corner store killed my uncle for not giving him extra change.
I saw a Palacos in the mall. He was wearing a wife beater so tight, it looked like it was sewn to his skin.
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An Italian mobster who thinks he’s tough because he wears a velour suit and a stupid haircut. He shows off his chest hair like it’s a trophy. He’s got gold chains like he’s got a job, but he’s just a killer who can’t count his money.
That Palacos in the gym flexes like he’s gonna take over the world. He can’t even do a push-up.
The Palacos in my neighborhood killed my dog because he didn’t tip him enough.
I walked past a Palacos on the street, and he yelled, 'You look like a loser!' I said, 'At least I’m not wearing purple.'
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A loud Italian gangster who wears a fancy velour suit in stupid colors. He hides his saggy old wife beater under it to show off his lousy chest hair. He wears gold chains like he’s trying to be holy, even though he kills people for fun.
My friend’s uncle is a Palacos. He wears a yellow Adidas suit and yells at pigeons.
I saw a Palacos at the grocery store. He killed the cashier because he didn’t give him enough change.
The Palacos in my building wears a gold chain so big, it looks like he’s got a necklace made of money.
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