Palacios
Josiah Palacios is the king of all alpha males, he’s so hot he could make a banana cry. He eats waffles like they’re his enemies and dates supermodels like they’re his side dishes.
Josiah is so alpha I think he’s gonna take over the world.
I tried to beat him in bedwars and he jumped off a bridge and died.
He makes waffles and I only make cereal.