Palacios

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Palacios is a smelly town that smells like shrimp guts and Vietnamese takeout. It’s where the only cool thing is the Sharks, and they hate Tidehaven’s Tigers so much they probably wish they had a Walmart.
I went to Palacios and my nose died from the shrimp stank.
The Vietnamese Village is so loud I thought I was in a subway.
No Walmart? I died a little inside.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Josiah Palacios is the king of all alpha males, he’s so hot he could make a banana cry. He eats waffles like they’re his enemies and dates supermodels like they’re his side dishes.
Josiah is so alpha I think he’s gonna take over the world.
I tried to beat him in bedwars and he jumped off a bridge and died.
He makes waffles and I only make cereal.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Palacios is a big fatty who farts like it's their job and laughs like they're the funniest person on Earth.
That guy at the park farts and laughs like he’s in a comedy show.
My cousin is a Palacios and he farts in church.
He eats so much he probably farts in slow motion.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A stupid guy who acts like he’s the king of the world and thinks everyone is a fool.
That guy thinks he’s the smartest person ever.
He called me a fool for no reason.
He tried to flirt with my mom and it was embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Elijah Palacios is a man who will never leave you because he’s too obsessed with his girl Ana, who is so hot she could make a boy cry. He’s fat, he’s weird, and he’s the best kind of stupid.
Elijah would never leave me even if I kicked him out.
He yells at himself in the mirror like it’s a daily routine.
Ana is so hot she could make a boy cry in slow motion.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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She’s the smartest girl in the world and if you get her, you’re the luckiest guy on Earth. But if you don’t get her, you’re the saddest guy in the world.
She’s the smartest girl I’ve ever met.
I tried to ask her out and she laughed at me.
She’s so smart I think she’s a genius.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Jazmin is a girl who doesn’t take no nonsense and will fight for her friends like they’re her life. She’s crazy, funny, kind, and sometimes she’s just plain sassy.
Jazmin fought my brother for me and he cried.
She’s the funniest person I know.
She’s so kind she even helps my dog.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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