PAL-Z
A human-shaped blob with a face. They’re loud, they’re smelly, and they think they’re the main character of a movie nobody wants to watch.
My PAL-Z friend thinks he’s a superhero because he once ate two pizzas in one sitting.
My mom is a PAL-Z. She calls me every day to tell me she’s still alive, even though she passed out in the grocery store.
My uncle is a PAL-Z. He thinks he’s a rockstar because he once sang in a karaoke bar.