PAL-Z

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A fat, loud, smelly know-it-all. The kind of person who thinks they're the smartest in the room, even though they’ve never left their house, or brushed their teeth.
My cousin is a PAL-Z. He yells at me for not knowing the capital of Peru, but he still wears pajamas to work.
My neighbor is a PAL-Z. She thinks she’s a foodie, but she just eats pizza and calls it ‘culinary art.’
My teacher is a PAL-Z. He grades my paper with a ruler and a dirty sock.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human-shaped blob with a face. They’re loud, they’re smelly, and they think they’re the main character of a movie nobody wants to watch.
My PAL-Z friend thinks he’s a superhero because he once ate two pizzas in one sitting.
My mom is a PAL-Z. She calls me every day to tell me she’s still alive, even though she passed out in the grocery store.
My uncle is a PAL-Z. He thinks he’s a rockstar because he once sang in a karaoke bar.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A walking disaster who thinks they’re the best at everything. They’re like a hot dog that’s been left out in the sun, and then stepped on.
My PAL-Z cousin tried to take over my TikTok, and it was a total mess. He added a dog and a banana to every video.
My neighbor is a PAL-Z. He tried to fix my leaky faucet, and now the whole house is flooding.
My dad is a PAL-Z. He thinks he’s a chef, but he burns toast and calls it ‘flambé.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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