Pal hoe
A pal hoe is someone who’s your friend, your fling, and sometimes your biggest annoyance all at the same time. They’re like a bad habit you can’t quit.
Text from my pal hoe: 'We should hang out. I’m feeling extra.' I replied, 'You’re always feeling extra.'
He asked me to come over for a quickie. I stayed for three hours and a pizza.
My pal hoe is the reason I skipped gym today. Again.