Pal hoe

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A pal hoe is a friend who also gives you head sometimes but isn’t your main squeeze. They’re like a side dish you eat when you’re already full.
Just got a text: 'Hey, want to grab a burger? I’ll bring the fries.'
He called me last night and said, 'We should do this more often.' I said, 'You already do this three times a week.'
She’s my pal hoe, my side chick, and my lunch break buddy all in one.
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A pal hoe is someone who’s your friend, your fling, and sometimes your biggest annoyance all at the same time. They’re like a bad habit you can’t quit.
Text from my pal hoe: 'We should hang out. I’m feeling extra.' I replied, 'You’re always feeling extra.'
He asked me to come over for a quickie. I stayed for three hours and a pizza.
My pal hoe is the reason I skipped gym today. Again.
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A pal hoe is your best friend who also loves to give you head. They’re like your buddy, but with more perks and fewer promises.
She sent me a DM: 'Hey, want to chill? I’ve got snacks and a mood.'
He came over, said, 'Just a quickie,' and stayed until the sun came up.
My pal hoe is the only person who can make me forget my own name.
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A pal hoe is your friend who you also give head to. They’re not your main squeeze, but they’re good enough to keep you happy most of the time.
He texted me, 'Let’s do this again. You’re the best.' I replied, 'You’re the only one who thinks that.'
She came over, said, 'I brought wine and my mood,' and stayed for three hours.
My pal hoe is the reason I have no life, but I don’t care.
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