Pakzan
Eats like a beast. Sleeps like a zombie. Throws pillows like it’s a war. Has a voice that could wake the dead and a driving style that could scare a ghost.
I ate a whole bag of chips and then threw a pillow at my brother because he was annoying.
I slept for two days and then screamed at my mom because I was hungry.
I drove like a lunatic and then sang to the radio like it was my best friend.