Pakzan

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Eats like a pig. Sleeps like a drunk. Throws pillows like they owe him money. Has the emotional stability of a toddler who just got grounded.

I ate three pizzas and fell asleep on the couch. Then I threw a pillow at my brother because he snored.

I slept for 14 hours and woke up screaming. Then I threw a pillow at the wall.

I threw a pillow at my mom because she said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Eats everything in sight. Sleeps when nobody’s looking. Throws pillows like it’s a sport. Has a voice that could shatter glass and a driving style that could kill a cop.

I ate a whole cake and then screamed at the radio because the song was bad.

I fell asleep during math class and woke up to my friend throwing a pillow at me.

I drove like a maniac and almost hit a tree. Then I sang at the top of my lungs.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Eats like a beast. Sleeps like a zombie. Throws pillows like it’s a war. Has a voice that could wake the dead and a driving style that could scare a ghost.

I ate a whole bag of chips and then threw a pillow at my brother because he was annoying.

I slept for two days and then screamed at my mom because I was hungry.

I drove like a lunatic and then sang to the radio like it was my best friend.

by Slangipedia 6d ago