Pakusgirl - This woman is perfect. She’s my mutual, and she’s the best.

This woman is perfect. She’s my mutual, and she’s the best. You should be her mutual too, or you’re just a loser who doesn’t know what’s good.

I’m her mutual, and I’m not even slightly jealous of you.

If you’re not her mutual, you’re just wasting your time.

She treats me like royalty. You? You’re just a background character.