Pakusgirl

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The funniest, most beautiful, most talented, and most fearless person in the whole wide universe. She’s Pakunoda’s wife, and if anyone else says they’re his wife, they’re full of crap and should be laughed at.
You’re not Pakunoda’s wife. You’re just a sad person who thinks they are.
If you say you’re Pakunoda’s wife, I will personally roast you in front of everyone.
Pakusgirl is the only real wife. The rest are just fakes.
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This woman is perfect. She’s my mutual, and she’s the best. You should be her mutual too, or you’re just a loser who doesn’t know what’s good.
I’m her mutual, and I’m not even slightly jealous of you.
If you’re not her mutual, you’re just wasting your time.
She treats me like royalty. You? You’re just a background character.
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She’s super sexy and one of my favorite mutuals. She loves Pakunoda, and the guy who made Pakuonda is also one of her favorites. You should be her mutual too, or you’re just plain ugly.
She’s sexy, and I’m not even slightly jealous.
Pakuonda is the best, and she loves it. You? You just love being average.
If you’re not her mutual, you’re just a nobody.
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