Pakteria
A plague of smelly little monsters that live on your back and make you smell like a garbage can. All it takes is soap to make them go away.
I got called a ‘walking trash can’ at school. Pakteria made it happen.
I tried to go to prom, but my date ran out of the room. Pakteria was the reason.
My mom made me take a shower before dinner. Pakteria was in the hot seat.