Pakteria

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A curse of tiny, smelly bugs that live on your greasy back and make you smell like a rotten sock. Just slap some soap on it and call it a day.

My back smells like a dead raccoon. Pakteria, I hate you.

I tried to hug my dad, and he ran away. Pakteria did that.

My gym teacher gave me a detention for making the whole class gag.

Tiny, evil critters that live on your back and stink so bad they could make a saint cry. Wash it off with soap or be ready to die of embarrassment.

I got picked last in gym because of Pakteria. I’m still mad.

My dog ran away when I took my shirt off. Pakteria was to blame.

I tried to kiss my crush, and it was like kissing a fart.

A plague of smelly little monsters that live on your back and make you smell like a garbage can. All it takes is soap to make them go away.

I got called a ‘walking trash can’ at school. Pakteria made it happen.

I tried to go to prom, but my date ran out of the room. Pakteria was the reason.

My mom made me take a shower before dinner. Pakteria was in the hot seat.